What is the deal with sending me the same spam garbage over and over again?
Below is a list of spam I wish to stop receiving:
1. Anything "inspiring" the Dalai Lama said.
2. Lists of "funny" things that happen to you when you get old.
3. The winners of "this year's" Washington Post's Mensa Invitational word contest.
4. Pictures of cute dogs and cats.
5. Requests to forward e-mails in order to save someone's life (they are probably dead. the original e-mail is dated 6 years ago).
6. AOL\Microsoft conspiracies. (They won't pay anyone 100$ for anything. you will pay them. "Really! It works!")
7. Those pictures of the amazing street art that looks like there's an actual hole in the pavement to Narnia. Amazing, but i've seen it a million times.
8. Power Point presentations with Celine Dion singing in the background and close up pictures of flowers with a drop of rain on them, and the eyes of a tiger, and a baby hugging a kitten, and nature in Africa.
9. Power point presentations of architecture in the world. (I personally prefer traveling there and seeing them myself).
10. Power point presentations of construction in Dubai\ Dubai wealth.
11. 100 reasons why Israel is amazing.
12. 100 reasons why Israel is terrible.
13. Pornography. (These e-mails don't necessarily repeat themselves, but they are Gosh-Darn-Inappropriate for father to send child).
14. "funny" things that happen to you when you get old (this was one of the first ones on the list, but you probably forgot that by now. f-u-n-n-y.)
love,
General child
Maybe this one is new..... from my dad, yesterday:
ReplyDeleteA Talmudic Question:
A well-respected San Francisco psychoanalyst raises the following question in the hopes that Talmudic scholars
might think more about it:
Is it okay for Jews to take Viagra on Shabbat?
One rabbi says that Jewish law forbids the ingestion of Viagra on Shabbat, lest one violate the infraction of erecting a structure on the Sabbath.
But, another rabbi says that as a medication which adds pleasure to the Sabbath (not to mention the rest of the week), it is permissible. However, taking Viagra is taboo during Passover as well as any other agent that causes things to rise.
Which raises (you'll excuse the expression) yet another question:
What blessing does an observant Jew say before taking the Viagra pill?
There is a choice of three blessings:
1. Boruch Atah HaShem zokeif k’fuffim -- Bless you Lord for straightening those who are bent.
2. Boruch Atah HaShem yaaleh vyavo -- Bless you Lord for causing things to arise and come.
3. Boruch Atah HaShem mechayel hameitim -- Bless you Lord for raising the dead.
I'd include that in the pornographic section. What makes them think it's a good idea to talk about their erectile dysfunction with their daughters...?
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