Same Dad, different day...

What is the deal with sending me the same spam garbage over and over again?
Below is a list of spam I wish to stop receiving:

1. Anything "inspiring" the Dalai Lama said. 
2. Lists of "funny" things that happen to you when you get old.
3. The winners of "this year's" Washington Post's Mensa Invitational word contest.
4. Pictures of cute dogs and cats.
5. Requests to forward e-mails in order to save someone's life (they are probably dead. the original e-mail is dated 6 years ago).
6. AOL\Microsoft conspiracies. (They won't pay anyone 100$ for anything. you will pay them. "Really! It works!")
7. Those pictures of the amazing street art that looks like there's an actual hole in the pavement to Narnia. Amazing, but i've seen it a million times.
8. Power Point presentations with Celine Dion singing in the background and close up pictures of flowers with a drop of rain on them, and the eyes of a tiger, and a baby hugging a kitten, and nature in Africa.
9. Power point presentations of architecture in the world. (I personally prefer traveling there and seeing them myself).
10. Power point presentations of construction in Dubai\ Dubai wealth.
11. 100 reasons why Israel is amazing.
12. 100 reasons why Israel is terrible.
13. Pornography. (These e-mails don't necessarily repeat themselves, but they are Gosh-Darn-Inappropriate for father to send child).
14. "funny" things that happen to you when you get old (this was one of the first ones on the list, but you probably forgot that by now. f-u-n-n-y.)

love,
General child