Who am I?!

Mom: "Facebook has been sending me some other woman's messages! It has my account and her account crossed!"

Me: "What do you mean? what happened?"

Mom: "I've been getting e-mails from Facebook that are written to someone else!"

The e-mails:
"X has tagged you in a photo"
"Y has commented on a photo of you"
"Z has commented on a photo of you"

Mom: "you see? 3 e-mails that are for someone else"

Me: "Mom, you were tagged in a photo, and you get a notification every time someone comments on it"

Mom: "But I'm not in that photo! it's a happy new year blessing. it's someone else's account!"

Punctuation?

Text from my mom:

"How do you feel question mark"

[Contributed by Yiftach]

"I managed to create a presentation for work all by myself, but for some reason it doesn't change slides when I click".

Creative Solutions

[Phone rings three minutes after Skype chat ends]
Mom: "hey, so, you know how you taught me to click on the red button to end a voice conversation?"
Ohad: "yeah..."
Mom: "so when our chat ended I looked for the red button and there wasn't one, so I didn't know how to end the chat, so I turned off the computer".